"Shauna" is a song about a real young lady whom I met who worked at the local health food store as a cashier. We eventually became friends, and she actually worked taking your brain book orders and helped me package- perhaps even YOUR very own brain book- in 2000. The lyrics are all true references.... Do I mean cash register buttons or my "buttons".... eh?

Streaming Shauna 56K+ modem Real Audio (Very Good Quality)
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Download Shauna MP3 (Unbelievable Amygdala Clicking Stereo Thunderbolt Quality- Turn it UP!-
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Among other things, she wore a glow in the dark bat necklace for Halloween, and very red ruby lipstick. Above is a picture of Shauna in front of the dairy counter, who, to my dismay, eventually married her high school sweetheart. She now works at.......aw, I guess I better not do that......

When you get going clicking your own Amygdala, if you wanna', you too can write and sing crazy songs like this and become a famous pop star...... or anything else that sounds like fun.........

Lyrics:

Well I take a walk
And go down the block
And I see the store
And go get some more of stuff
That I need to eat
And check-out line
And I see the girl behind
Who is this I find...??

SHAUNA
YOU MELT MY MIND
WHEN YOU PRESS THOSE BUTTONS
YOU TICKLE MY BRAIN TO SEE THOSE
BATS AROUND YOUR NECK
OH SHAUNA
YOU MELT MY MIND
WHEN YOU PRESS THOSE BUTTONS
I'M WAITIN' IN LINE TO HAVE YOU
RING BELLS IN MY HEAD

Well I go to work and I do my job
And I ride the bus
And I floss my teeth
And I get undressed
And I go to bed
And I watch TV
But YOU'RE ALL I SEE, YEAH>>>>>>

SHAUNA (Oh Shauna!)
YOU MELT MY MIND (beep beep beep beep beep beep beep ahhhh!)
WHEN YOU PRESS THOSE BUTTONS
IT TICKLES MY BRAIN TO SEE THOSE
BATS AROUND YOUR NECK
OH SHAUNA (Oh Shauna!)
YOU MELT MY MIND
WHEN YOU PRESS THOSE BUTTONS (beep beep beep beep beep beep beep ahhhh!)
I'M WAITIN' IN LINE TO HAVE YOU
RING BELLS IN MY HEAD (ding dong ding dong)

Hey hey hey
Paper Bags
Hey hey hey
Correct change
Hey hey hey
Chocolate bars
Hey hey hey
Coupons!

Well she dresses cool
And she dresses strange
And she paints her hair a shade of purple red
And her cowboy boots are real glow-in-the-dark
And her ruby lips makes my AMYGDALA spark
YEAH!

SHAUNA (Oh Shauna!)
YOU MELT MY MIND (beep beep beep beep beep beep beep ahhhh!)
WHEN YOU PRESS THOSE BUTTONS
IT TICKLES MY BRAIN TO SEE THOSE
BATS AROUND YOUR NECK
OH SHAUNA (Oh Shauna!)
YOU MELT MY MIND
WHEN YOU PRESS THOSE BUTTONS (beep beep beep beep beep beep beep ahhhh!)
I'M WAITIN' IN LINE TO HAVE YOU
RING BELLS IN MY HEAD (ding dong ding dong)

(repeat various sections)

All music, instruments, and vocals by N.S.
Beep idea by Sarah Rubow.

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