Words To Live By

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.

My reality check bounced.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they go flying by.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

There are two rules for ultimate success in life: 1. Never tell everything you know.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.


Submitted by Amanda B. - Brain Explorer, thanks!

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